Title: The Census Taker Pure Taboo

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Description: The scene opens on an 18-year-old girl, Beth Coleman, rushing to answer the door -- 'coming!' she shouts as the doorbell chimes a second time. She opens the door to find a meek man in glasses and a somewhat nerdy-looking suit, holding a leather messenger bag under his arm. He greets her nervously and introduces himself as Milton James, and holding up an ID on a lanyard across his neck he explains that he's a census taker -- her parents failed to fill out the latest census and so by law he's required to come in person to interview someone from the household. Beth looks wary -- her parents aren't home for the day and she doesn't know anything about this census stuff. He says it's quite alright, anybody over the age of 15 can be interviewed for the household. He looks her up and down -- she is over 15, right? Beth answers yes, she just turned 18 a couple of months ago. Milton adjusts his glasses and says perfect, then he can interview her in her parents' stead, it should only take about fifteen minutes or so. Beth is still reluctant, now's really not the best time and she'd rather he come back sometime when her parents are home. She apologizes and goes to close the door but it doesn't close all the way -- Milton has put his shoe in between the door and the frame. 'I'm afraid I must insist,' he says in a nervous attempt to sound menacing. 'Answering the United States census is required by law. To put it simply, Miss Coleman,you don't really have a choice in this matter.' We cut back to a few moments later, after Milton has since let himself into the house and taken off his shoes. The two emerge in a large cozy living room with wood paneling. Clearly the Colemans do not lack for money. 'Do you want a glass of water or something?' Beth asks, in an effort to be polite despite her discomfort. Not right now, thanks, Milton says. He seems trying to sound more warm than he was at the doorway, but comes off as awkward more than anything. He waits for Beth to choose her seat, and then picks a seat across from her, and pulls out a fancy-looking folder, some forms, and a nice pen from his bag. As he does this, he tries to make awkward small talk with Beth, but her answers are very curt and he soon gives up. He clears his throat and says 'Well then, let's get started.'He asks her a series of mundane questions -- do you currently reside at this address? How many people besides yourself reside at this address? Please list the names of all persons who currently live at this residence, and their relationship to you. What is your marital status? When Beth answers 'single', he looks up from his paper and coyly asks 'what about a boyfriend?' No, no boyfriend either, Beth answers, averting her eyes as she says it. Milton smiles and says 'Good, good', as he moves on to the next questions. Featuring Kendra Spade, Jake Adams. Original release date: August 7th, 2018.

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